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knoxville's finest [Apr. 3rd, 2009|04:55 pm]
[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda |angryfuckin shit]
[while shakin a little to the left to |mickey avalon (awesome)]

i think i just want something because i can't have it.
i hate this shit.
what does it mean if you actively try not to be insane? don't crazy people not know that they are crazy? i feel like i'm a few bad days away from sleeping on a bench in the park and talking to squirrels.

last night i was at a friend's house with some other friends drinking beer and playing video games, when we noticed everyone was outside and there were cops everywhere. they held us at gunpoint and made us all lay face down in the wet grass in a line, and they handcuffed and searched the guys. there were 9 squad cars and 13 cops, and there were 6 of us. They had a k9 unit, they searched the house, and took all of our information down. (all this while pointing guns at us)
of course this was all a mistake. there was a report of an armed robbery nearby and they were told the robber came to the house we were at.

[User Picture]From: doctor_frank
2009-04-04 12:18 am (UTC)
Holy shit! I hope they at least apologised for chronically traumatising you all.
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[User Picture]From: jacynda_rocks
2009-04-06 02:40 pm (UTC)
haha, not at all.
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[User Picture]From: sourgasm
2009-04-04 01:09 am (UTC)
what a bunch of fucking dick holes. as soon as you get to the guy who's information happens to include the house you just pulled everyone out of, shouldn't robbery officially be tabled as a possible offense?


have you heard the i.am.x/sneakerpimps outtakes album, scattered takes?
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[User Picture]From: jacynda_rocks
2009-04-06 02:41 pm (UTC)
well, the robber supposedly robbed one house and then came to the house that we were in. i dunno, it was still dumb as all hell.

no sir, but i am soooo going to.
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[User Picture]From: cult_classic_
2009-04-04 02:17 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: jacynda_rocks
2009-04-06 03:18 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: mezdeathhead
2009-04-04 04:23 pm (UTC)
WHAT THE COCK. That's some un-fun policery.

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[User Picture]From: jacynda_rocks
2009-04-06 02:54 pm (UTC)
seriously. i can't imagine those guys if we hadn't been innocent. YIKES.
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[User Picture]From: basictheology
2009-04-05 01:55 pm (UTC)
c'mon, you're american!

...get yourself a lawyer and start suing!
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[User Picture]From: jacynda_rocks
2009-04-06 02:54 pm (UTC)
i think that they actually had the right to do everything they did, which is pretty fucked up.
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[User Picture]From: basictheology
2009-04-06 03:55 pm (UTC)
i think mcdonalds had the right to sell fatty burgers... and phillip morris had the right to produce and sell cancer-inducing cigarettes.

don't you know? it doesn't matter if they had the right, they wronged you in some way, and that allows you to sue like a motherfucker, yeah?
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[User Picture]From: jacynda_rocks
2009-04-06 04:15 pm (UTC)
so are you busy later? wanna be my lawyer?
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[User Picture]From: basictheology
2009-04-07 02:19 am (UTC)
okay. my law degree is from google though.
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[User Picture]From: phantomlimb
2009-04-06 11:54 am (UTC)
i was going to comment, but everyone else has already said exactly what i was thinking!
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