||[Feb. 23rd, 2009|10:45 am]
this is MY arm.
mezdeathhead is my baby momma.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH BETTER PIX PLZ
Don't take this the wrong way but...
I would so jizz on that arm.
FUCK YEAH, BITCH!
You see why she's the only person in the world I trust to ink me?
that plus the pancakes and hand jobs, yeah :P
I have never, ever, EVER had pancakes with Mez, thankyouverymuch.
actually we had grilled cheese and whiskey.
God damn that'd sound tasty if I didn't already feel like puking everywhere today....
but all i have is Van Gogh Dutch Chocolate vodka... and a bottle of pinot noir... and a case of PBR... and three different strains of weed... and valium... and vicodin and klonopin... and amyl nitrate and a dose of pure mescaline and some Sonoran Desert Bufoalovarius toad venom...
(it was a good week)