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woah. [Nov. 15th, 2009|02:58 pm]
updates:

- i feel the need to move west, and need assistance with such.
- i am going to buy a motorcycle
- i got like 12 more tattoos, because i've been working at a tattoo shop and it happens.
- i need to gtfo and see some fuckin mountains and shit.
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AWESOME [Sep. 5th, 2009|03:41 pm]
[ballin at |tattoo shop]
[feelin kinda | busy]
[while shakin a little to the left to |bzzzz]


today's married to the sea is amazing if you know about this website, which you should.

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oh, fiddlesticks. [May. 28th, 2009|02:18 pm]
[ballin at |tattoo shop]
[feelin kinda | content]
[while shakin a little to the left to |bzzzzz]

I was laid off from my corporate bullshit job a couple months ago. This is why I haven't been online, and I am so behind on all of you. I don't have the internet at home.

So now I spend most days at the tattoo shop trying to absorb as much information as possible. I'm flat broke and I don't care. I'll write more and post pictures when I get more time.
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fishy fishy fishy [Apr. 6th, 2009|03:45 pm]
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[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda | sore]
[while shakin a little to the left to |IamX- "Kingdom of Welcome Addiction"]

Last wednesday Cari started on my Fantasia fish. It's only halfway done and it hurt like a sonofabitch:




she's purdy.

SOOOOOO. The new IamX album is fucking amazing.
my wisdom teeth must be removed asafp. i keep putting it off.
boys suck.

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knoxville's finest [Apr. 3rd, 2009|04:55 pm]
[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda | fuckin shit]
[while shakin a little to the left to |mickey avalon (awesome)]

i think i just want something because i can't have it.
i hate this shit.
what does it mean if you actively try not to be insane? don't crazy people not know that they are crazy? i feel like i'm a few bad days away from sleeping on a bench in the park and talking to squirrels.


CRAZY FUCKING SHIT:
last night i was at a friend's house with some other friends drinking beer and playing video games, when we noticed everyone was outside and there were cops everywhere. they held us at gunpoint and made us all lay face down in the wet grass in a line, and they handcuffed and searched the guys. there were 9 squad cars and 13 cops, and there were 6 of us. They had a k9 unit, they searched the house, and took all of our information down. (all this while pointing guns at us)
of course this was all a mistake. there was a report of an armed robbery nearby and they were told the robber came to the house we were at.
LOL
fuckdapolice.
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cheers to yours truly. [Mar. 9th, 2009|02:37 pm]
[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda | better]
[while shakin a little to the left to |sad shit.]

another shitty relationship that i dragged out for too long hoping he would change is over.

i can't afford to waste any more of my youth seeking the self gratifying and life delaying waste of time i call romance.
before i met him, i was moving forward artistically, and now i am at a stand still. i'm not blaming anyone but me, and no one but me can fix it.
I have lost so much time playing footsie, and trying to prove myself.
I shouldn't have to prove shit. I should be enough, and if I'm not, then fuck off.
I guess that's just the "feminatzi dyke" in me talking, but she seems to have my best interests at heart.

I am going to be a tattoo artist, and I'm going to be good. I'm drawing a couple things right now that I can't wait to share.
UNTIL THEN- here is a better picture of my tattoo:

AND I got my septum pierced, i will have to wait until my face looks good before i can show you that.




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OMFGSTFU [Feb. 23rd, 2009|10:45 am]
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[ballin at |work]

this is MY arm.

[info]mezdeathhead is my baby momma.
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sit down. stand up. [Feb. 17th, 2009|02:30 pm]
[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda | i don't even KNOW dude]
[while shakin a little to the left to |the faint's latest and not so greatest]

jesus.

fuck nobility.

my heart is a fucking moron, and a masochist to boot.

SPEAKING OF FUCKING BOOT.

last night, a boot was put on my car while I was downtown with Lori. It is going to cost $176 to have it removed. who the fuck gets a boot on their fucking tire on a monday at 10 pm?
who?!
This weekend I have plans to travel to shelbyville, IN to get tattooed by [info]mezdeathhead  while she is doing a guest spot there. Of course this would happen this week, of all weeks.
Lucky for me, my friends are amazing and I am trading a haircut for gas and hotel costs so that I don't have to come home tattoo-less.
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME.
The ladies of Alter Ego Tattoo and Body Piercing are about to fuck some shit up in Indiana Y'all.

I'm going to try not to act like a stupid starstruck twit.
OMG WHAT AM I GONNA WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

In other news, I would like to see some of you people come up with a plan to fix america.
stfu.


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retreat [Jan. 17th, 2009|12:25 am]
[ballin at |pffft]
[feelin kinda |omgsosad]
[while shakin a little to the left to |....and i won't breathe so you can recover]

it's always easier to hate than it is to love.
there comes a time in every battle when the remaining soldiers have to gather themselves and retreat to salvage what they have left- the little life that they have left.

I just keep standing on my tip-toes, stretching my neck, peeking over the hill, watching for the cavalry.
the perfect position for someone to cut my throat.
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shoo. [Jan. 14th, 2009|09:38 pm]
I forgot how awesome silverchair is.

I figured out what my problem is. I need a new tattoo.
Does an angel mermaid sound so crazy it will be awesome, or just not ok?
With tentacles instead of a fin and maybe a skull face.
????
maybe it's the medicine talking, but i think it sounds AMAZING.
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oh lawd [Jan. 9th, 2009|11:29 pm]


Search for a house to rent- meh
Frequent freak outs- check
Too much nostalgia- double check
Ohfuckwhatthehellamigonnadonow- chizeck

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fin [Jan. 5th, 2009|11:21 pm]
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[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda | nauseated]
[while shakin a little to the left to |the soundtrack to hate yourself to]

i am either insanely stupid or just insane.

Do you ever replay your mistakes over and over in your head? I do. I torture myself with it.
Remember>good times>mistakes>reflect>rinse and repeat.

I'm ready for things to get better. Now is that time in the movie where its raining and you see flashes of what I once had [as this  depressing ass song plays] and I pick up the pieces.

I am ready for montage of a new house, me painting, planting flowers, and smiling babies.
Give me my god damn montage.


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what the fuck am i going to do on new year's eve? [Dec. 30th, 2008|07:27 pm]
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[ballin at |uh, work]
[feelin kinda | working]
[while shakin a little to the left to |Imogen Heap]

my resolution- continue my inevitable plunge into awesomeness.

hey look i drew a lady.


it's in oil pastels and they are assholes.

LOCALS- wtf is going on this year? Is Ironwood studios having a thing again? where are you going?

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movement: forward [Dec. 23rd, 2008|07:06 pm]
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[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda | horny]
[while shakin a little to the left to |muse]

as usual. i am turning this shitbox life around and trying to make something of myself.

i am going to paint today.
i will turn this doodle into something cuddly and cumbersome:


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i made myself lol [Dec. 12th, 2008|04:30 pm]
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[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda | lawl]
[while shakin a little to the left to |brazilian girls]

did you know that they say "maths" in Europe instead of "math"? I didn't. I mean, clearly it makes more sense and they are right because they are the O.G.'s of english and all- but it prompted lolz and maybe I am delirious but I think I'm fucking hilarious.


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baha. [Dec. 3rd, 2008|06:29 pm]
[feelin kinda | busy]
[while shakin a little to the left to |deez nuts]

i've been drawing robots, they're super cute. I'll post them soon.
i really never argue online [or in real life for that matter] but i kinda did today.
poop.


http://community.livejournal.com/shitty_mods/142983.html?thread=4927623#t4927623
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oh, if i only had some undies [Nov. 21st, 2008|10:51 am]
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[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda | peaceful]
[while shakin a little to the left to |some badazz tunez]

to avoid being late today i opted to go commando, since i couldn't find any panties.
IT IS TOO COLD OUTSIDE FOR NO PANTIES.

google is magritte today, which is why google is my boyfriend.


awwww. i love you, google.
and i love you, coffee.
and you- boneless buffalo wings- i love you the most.


what was your favorite google day? do you remember it?

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lol billy mays [Nov. 15th, 2008|09:48 pm]
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[ballin at |the goddamn arctic helpdesk]
[feelin kinda | cold]
[while shakin a little to the left to |something GAAAAY]

i just found probably the greatest website of all time.
are you tired of those same old billy fan sites with no audio?
fuckin sound clips bitches. you can download that shit.

being alone at work for 5 hours with no human contact and nothing but the internet leaves you with some pretty low standards.

ALSO. I am wearing a long sleeved shirt, a hoodie, and i have a down blanket wrapped around me and i am fucking freezing.

cabin fever, i has it.

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fuckin swedes man. [Nov. 14th, 2008|06:37 pm]
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If you haven't heard of Lykke Li yet, do yourself a favor and get on it.
http://www.myspace.com/lykkeli
this one is my current fav:


i love her face and her expressions, i love her voice, and i want to have her babies.
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robots and some bullshit [Nov. 14th, 2008|04:02 pm]
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[ballin at |work]
[feelin kinda | fuckit]
[while shakin a little to the left to |modest mouse- the world at large]

first off, robots are fucking cool.

the question is, is an $80 robot an appropriate christmas gift for a 4 year old? i think so.


here are some things that I hate:
*people who say "it's vintage" yeah? you're a faggot. 
*being broke even though i make decent money
*missing out on the most important parts of my week [tattoo apprenticeship]
*being hung up on [i will KILL you]
*ex's new broad thinking she can talk down to me using a phone that I PROVIDE HER WITH
*people staring at the girl with pink hair like she couldn't possibly have a reason to be in a hospital, or like i'm somehow disrespecting the place with my presence. LISTEN. my hair is AWESOME and i know sick people too.


i need to find someone that would like to sponsor me through a tattoo apprenticeship, as opposed to me trying to work a full time job during the process. why? because it sucks and i don't like it and i just want to spend all day in a tattoo shop, that's why.


i need some fucking beer.


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